Gift Boxes

Gifts and Novelties for the Sub-Cool

Unutterable Industries™ Gift Boxes provide an entertaining and surprising alternative in gift giving. Imagine the look on their faces when they open your present and find that you got them a Male Enhancement Device or Personal Meteor Shield™.

The boxes come empty, so you can put your real gift inside for a special surprise. They will be happy you got them what you really did, NO MATTER WHAT it is.

Low Resolution Samples of Front and One Side Panel

Low Resolution Samples of Front and One Side Panel

Most boxes are also available with a companion t-shirt sporting the product label on the front.

If you have a box you would like to disguise to look like something else, we also offer the Unutterable Industries products as labels in two different sizes (5.5"x5.5" & 8.5"x8.5")which you can apply yourself.

Each with 4 full-color panels with mock product information.

Baby Washer
Convert you regular washing machine into a Baby Washer with this Unutterable Industries conversion kit. [Details]

Breast Pump
Increase your breast size with this new pump [Details]

Doo-Away
Lose weight the natural way, with Doo-Away [Details]

Invest Duck
Choosing from all those complicated investment options has never been so easy. Just let Invest Duck do the work! [Details]

Mind Condom
Keep Aliens, the Government and Alien Governments out of your head [Details]

Personal Gas Recapture System
Suffering from gas? Turn it into electricity and save on your power bills! [Details]

Personal Meteor Shield
Avoid extinction with this personal protection [Details]

Personal Nuclear Fusion Kit
The green alternative to nuclear power [Details]

The Rock
All natural male enhancement [Details]

Snot-Vac
Get rid of nasal congestion and sinus pressure with this handy suction device. [Details]

USB Coffee Pot
Coffee on the go? Late meetings at the office? Too far to walk for a frappicino? No problem with the USB Coffee Pot. [Details]

Vibrating Crown
Royal relaxation with the Vibrating Crown [Details]

Wonder Widget 3000
It cuts rusty tomatoes, it picks your nose, it even purees bass [Details]

Wonder Willey
Make her blush or smile [Details]

ATTENTION: These are novelty boxes which DO NOT contain the invention listed on the box. The boxes are intended for entertainment purposes only. Not only don't we sell the actual invention, we strongly discourage anyone from creating anything like the products listed -- they are all really, really bad ideas.

Great Gifts for Geeks, Nerds, Dweebs, Dorks & the Sub-Cool.

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Last Update: 22 Nov 2009